thestriderbooty:

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

expand dong

vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

(Source: bobsgifs)

rawdi-kun:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

DEAD

rawdi-kun:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

DEAD

(Source: hugepoppa)

mossfellow:

"Werewolves Finding an Abandoned Car" 2014

mossfellow:

"Werewolves Finding an Abandoned Car" 2014

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

(Source: cute-decoration)

(Source: sandandglass)

rabbit-just-ate-your-laptop:

youcanstayinmyheart:

passion:

is that sudowoodo

I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY

the ol razzle dazzle

rabbit-just-ate-your-laptop:

youcanstayinmyheart:

passion:

is that sudowoodo

I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY

the ol razzle dazzle

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection)

tags → #fashion 
tiuco:

mermaid and human falling in love

tiuco:

mermaid and human falling in love

tags → #mermaids 

cestlavieparis:

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

(Source: wallflowerbloom)

(Source: heyfunniest)

matthewkirkland:

i made a list of urls you should ignore and report for spam if you want to go in the ereri, amecan and i also think the johndave tag is being affected?
prismm
hyonata
mcchicken666
shizuihangten
ame-can
naegis-throbbing-hope
computeraction
i’ll keep adding to this as time goes on

aestheticizer:

It may look obvious, but often times it doesn’t sound that way.

(Source: upworthy.com)

pukind:

I’m bad at pairing pictures because I like stuff like this over loveydovey.

note to self: finish this later. 

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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