terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
"Werewolves Finding an Abandoned Car" 2014
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
is that sudowoodo
I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY
the ol razzle dazzle
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
mermaid and human falling in love
i made a list of urls you should ignore and report for spam if you want to go in the ereri, amecan and i also think the johndave tag is being affected?
i’ll keep adding to this as time goes on
It may look obvious, but often times it doesn’t sound that way.
I’m bad at pairing pictures because I like stuff like this over loveydovey.
note to self: finish this later.
making plans with friends like